#45

by THE LONER

Own b-day, start out with some two king size 10% bottles of beer, down both quickly, not drunk enough, start doing shots, never stop.  In da club, crunk, dancing, no awareness, super fine friend of girl #13 comes up, starts chatting me up, manage to say something, continue dancing, lean against wall, fall asleep, girl walks away, book it to the bathroom.